Wandering minds, and wandering hands

My brain always wanders in the shower, so here are some great things to think about when your mind is wandering...
First though lets talk about the things I and everyone think about in the shower.
1. Embarrassing moments from your past. Well yeah. :its the only time you are truly alone and as result you often think about your past and the memories that stick with you most are often negative.
2. Our futures. Often we think imagine the future int he shower.
3. Scary Scary things, that can be anything from, the movie you watched where a man gets attacked in the shower, to for some unknown and strange reason what your parents do in the shower, together, yuck, either way its scary.
4. Peeing in the shower, unfortunately we all think about and we all do it, and we try to pretend like we don't, but it just seems like the things to do.
5. sexy things, that could be a photo shoot you saw sitting in a library across the road from the motorbike shop, with naked woman, and if I were lesbian I would be thinking about that, hell I'm straight and I think about that, I mean come on, even I can appreciate boobs. :) Im not shy about that.
6. Witty responses to something someone said a long time ago, it strange how our minds just cant seem to move on from that. Its strange how we continue to think about things that have no meaning, but our witty responses are genius to bad we didn't use them. :) Well theres next time.
7. Worst case scenarios, yes that right, in the shower we can sometimes think about what would happen if we slipped and fell in the shower, could you imagine if someone found you naked int he shower, and you were rushed to hospital buck naked, that is some of the strange things to think about.
8. Dreaming about that one person who is going to fall madly in love with you and how that might happen. mmmmhmmm oh i unfortunately don't need to be in the shower to spend way to long thinking about that. But slowly and surely I am moving on.
9. Staying in the water for two more minutes, ad then when that two minutes is coming to an end, another two minutes.
10. A mistake made in the past that haunts you. Oh and you think up all the solutions to solve that nightmare.
lets be honest, this is what showers are for, its where you have your best ideas and your worst ideas. Its where you get to over think things and imagine you wildest dreams, it is why we like showering.